Thursday, August 14, 2008

Fun Money

i find myself with the two biggest credit card bills i have ever had over the last two months. im not gonna be ignorant and blame most of it on gasoline although it did probably add fifty bucks or so. either way it isnt gas that is killing me lately, it is fun. fun is so expensive. it sucks that in order to have a good time one must be willing to shell out dollar after dollar to consistently be entertained. it adds up quick when you find yourself going out quite a bit for a few months and realizing your charging a few bucks every night. all the various goods and services that have entertaining value are going up in price. movie tickets and food prices seem to be higher than i can imagine. either way im trying to accept that enjoying yourself is expensive.

i guess there are a few things out there that are still free and entertaining. for one thing i would save myself an enormous amount of money if my girlfriend and i just stayed in and had sex every night. sex is still free for most people, especially those with girlfriends so i urge everybody to indulge in some great free sex with someone you love. i now have a great argument that im just trying to save us money by seducing her each night. hopefully it works but given the fact that my girlfriend has plenty of money right now she'll probably just turn me down so that she can take me out and buy me a delicious sandwich that i will enjoy so that we can come home later and have sex when we are tired from the night and have already spent sixteen dollars that we easily could have saved by just staying home and doing it in the first place. although i do get an awesome sandwich and some sex anyway so maybe her decision is better anyway. okay iv decided to go the sandwich and sex route and just continue to do that. i guess its not as bad as i thought.

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